Jeremiah 3:15-17 - The blog of pastor.ctj

The funny thing about orbits is that the further away from 'The Sun' a planet gets, the more inclined away from the ecliptic (the plane in which the orbits of the planets lie), and the more eccentric (far from circular) it becomes, until it looks more like a tilted oval than a circle... After a while, some no longer consider the celestial body whose orbit has become 'warped' as it were, even a planet... Funny thing... Additionally, faults in a planet’s crust, (usually caused by disruption/flux in its core) cause earthquakes which when powerful enough, can actually change the distribution of the planet’s mass, shift its axis, and shorten its days… I tell you, it's a Funny thing... What am I talking about? Read This: United Methodist Judicial Council to Decide Whether Denomination May Advocate Homosexuality

I heard today that the Oprah show will end soon, and as I began to ponder it, a dream sequence began... In the middle of her last show, after a particularly touching montage of the 25+ years she has hosted... She stands, center stage, surrounded by those who owe her their careers and her favorite guests and suddenly, without warning... Pulls off her face and hair revealing mottled, scaly flesh and gnarled horns, and she spreads her leathery wings, and opens her gaping maw to bear her long rotting flesh-flecked fangs, utters a deep throaty growl, announces herself to be: Orpaoh (Or-Pah-oh ) the reaper of souls, That which up to now has been known as Gail begins its slow descent from the ceiling where it has been poised upside down since the show began. In its natural state it is Luthu, spawn of Orpaoh the reaper... Orpaoh hisses for silence amid the terrified screams of the audience, who are only then beginning to realize in horror, that this is not some TV trick, and that ...